As you might imagine, I get a lot of hate mail. Jesus Fucking Christ even took the time to tell me himself.
Your site is horrible, and My Dad and I will damn you to Hell because of it.
Peace be with you.
- Caucasian Jesus
Now, I usually try not to link to any Jesus loving sites. But I figured I’d make an exception here since I now have confirmation that I’m going to Hell.
Personally, I think Jesus should feel pretty lucky that I am not only posting his vile email, but also linking to his fucking site. If all those disciples were right, then forgiveness is undoubtedly in my future.
What’s really odd is that I didn’t even have to pray to get Him to talk to me. I mean, some people spend their whole lives on their knees, hoping to be touched by his noodly appendage. Or was it ‘his word’?
I don’t remember. Who cares?
The point is, I’m well on my way to feeling his love, and there’s nothing any of you fucking church-goers can do about it.
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