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May 27th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
wow a lemon/lime
i want me one of those,,
peace out,,
TARLIERR
August 1st, 2007 at 11:25 am
It’s a limon! I’ve seem one of these in an 80’s (or 90’s?) soda ad!! (I think it might have been a Sprite ad)
August 1st, 2007 at 2:51 pm
NICE!
August 1st, 2007 at 3:39 pm
It’s an abomination!
August 1st, 2007 at 8:50 pm
Oh, I suppose it’s OK for those two, given the permissiveness of our times, but what about their CHILDREN? They won’t be accepted as either lemons OR limes–that’s so sad!
August 1st, 2007 at 11:37 pm
FrankenCitrus
August 2nd, 2007 at 6:53 am
Ha! Human intelligent design. Beware the act of playing GOD!!! *creepy music ensues*
August 2nd, 2007 at 8:47 pm
That’s very funny. I shall now send it to everyone I have ever met.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:56 am
What about Meyer Lemons that are crossbred with oranges?
August 4th, 2007 at 2:11 am
The stitches are messy and would cause infection. If you’re going to post pictures of your surgical handiwork, please make sure you’re a surgeon. Oh, wait, this is teh Intarnets. Any crackwipe can post any worthless crap they want. Sorry, my bad.
August 4th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
those sublymonal Sprite commercials seem too be working just perfectly… Muahahaha…
August 5th, 2007 at 10:53 pm
Wow. Frankenstein is an idiot. But this is also only slightly cool.
August 6th, 2007 at 8:21 am
We are God is here !
in mind.
in eyes.
and in heart.
ALWAYS.
EVERY PLACE.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:29 am
By useing caps lock you have truly made Gods omnipresents unquestionable. Sir, I tip my hat to you.
August 9th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
The Coalition for Traditional Fruit Values will not stand for this! Its all part of the liberal fruit agenda to molest our Kumquats and turn decent Grapefruits and Pomelos like you and I into nothing more than godless Apples and Pears.
August 10th, 2007 at 10:12 am
God will smite those who create unnatural fruits, such as this “limon” as stated in the book of Stupididest verse 3:14 “God will smite those who make things different than I have, and they shall burn in hell, it is because of my loving nature and benevolence that you all shall burn”
August 11th, 2007 at 9:09 am
Adam and Eve ate from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, this is from the tree of funny and hilarious, What harm can it do.
By the way, why did god want to keep us stupid? Anybody?
Also why was god alone? He must have been a bad god.
August 11th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
“Omnipresents” Presents that are everywhere!
Nice pic.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Oh…No, it’s all over man! It’s all over! We better just pack up our stuff and leave!
November 13th, 2007 at 2:59 am
Lemons and Limes over the world, UNITE!
I feel a mojito-day coming up!
November 13th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
What does this have to do with God? You just took half a lemon and half a lime and put them together. You’re sense of humor SUX
November 14th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Oh ya… I forgot to mention that this is not supposed to be humorous. It was meant to make people angry and incite violence, especially from the lemonheads.
Jesus knows, they shouldn’t be fruitinizing with those goddamn greenies.
November 16th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Where is my god now? Reading through these comments and laughing his ass off with tears streaming down his face! (Prepare for rain and earthquakes!!!)
November 18th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
#23 … God Reads these comments?
If there were such an entity he/she/it should be more concerned about the really bad Engineering job he/she/it has produced here.
November 20th, 2007 at 3:04 am
being one whom believes in not judging one i say who cares if we are lemons or if we are limes cant we all just get along!!!
November 20th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
#24 Of course he reads them! He sees you when you’re sleepin’, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good, yada yada. And mostly he laughs his ass of when we take joy in behaving like lunatics!
November 21st, 2007 at 11:11 am
[…] Where Is Your God Now? […]
November 22nd, 2007 at 11:07 pm
That looks delicious. Simple delicious.
It makes me want some Sierra Mist or 7Up. Damn you, Franken-limon.
November 23rd, 2007 at 3:50 am
That’s the worst photoshop I have ever seen - get a grip!
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:45 am
Nobody will ever believe anything in pictures anymore… everything is photoshopped!
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:03 am
I call it… a limon (l-eye-mon)
November 24th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
if you squeeze it 7up comes out.
November 25th, 2007 at 12:20 am
My god….what have you done?
November 25th, 2007 at 2:26 am
I don’t get it this. How does this make a case for atheism? So you can join a lemon and a lime together, that are already created, that already exist in this world from the creators creation. And perhaps you can genetically create a lemon? Do you think that makes you G0D? You might be able to duplicate the creator of the world’s creation but can you create something that doesn’t exist? Both a lime and a lemon exist. Can you fathom something that is not grounded in the reality of this world at all? Can you create something from nothing? Can you create the concept of something and nothing.
No.
Only G0D can.
Humans can only duplicate or add to what is already in existance.
G0D can work within the rules of nature to create things that logically flow in the way that we perceive the world or G0D can bring new things to the world that were not here before.
In Judaism we believe that G0D didn’t create the world and disapear that he creates the world every second. The Catholic church was scared of science because it believed that their religion would topple because of it. Many scientists like Gallileo were Jewish. They didn’t see a conflict between science and G0D. Perhaps they saw how studying science could help one to understand religion and G0D better.
So try to make your case for atheism by stitching together a lemon and a lime. It doesn’t prove that G0D doesn’t exist. It only proves you can stitch together a lemon and a lime
How great is G0D that he created the world in a way that humans have the free will to choose to not believe in him.
November 25th, 2007 at 2:34 am
Actually it’s a prohibition to Israel not to cross breed species but it’s not a prohibition to eat them once they are cross bread.
Just because things might seem stupid at one time doesn’t mean they are.
In Judaism, cows must killed a certain way, checked for diseases and fed only vegetarian feed.
In Britain, cow farmers were feeding their cows ground up meat. It would be un kosher for a Jew to eat a cow that had eaten meat. Many British people died of mad cow disease.
Also, millions of people get sick each year from eating shellfish. Shellfish are bottom feeders. Since the Torah was given, over 2000 years ago to the Jewish people, Jewish people have abstained from eating shellfish.
Many parasites live in pigs. They roll in the mud. They are unclean. Non-Jews have eaten them for centuries and many have gotten certain parasites. Jews who keep kosher are forbidden from eating pig and so do not contract those parasites.
There are reasons for certain things that we don’t always understand at a certain time.
November 25th, 2007 at 10:10 am
Mel at #33, most of this is meant to be humorous.
Surely your statement falls into that category … Galileo Jewish … now that’s funny.
November 25th, 2007 at 10:38 am
It certainly does prove that your god doesn’t exist!
For if there were a god, it would not allow such a horrendous thing to happen. A lemon and a lime together… it’s unnatural. The book of Imus 7:11 says that “if a lemon lies with a lime as it lies with another lemon, then both shall surely be put to death.”
Well, they’re all still alive!!! And livin’ it up in the hedonistic limon paradise in one of those communist liberal states!! All those limon families are living there!!!
Like I said… Where is your god now?!?!?! Where, I say!! Where???
November 27th, 2007 at 4:36 am
#34 Mel…. shut the fuck up. Why have you written a whole fucking thesis on god? No one gives a shit, go home and die.
This pic was supposed to be mildly humourous, it’s not the start of a debate about religion.
I swear some people are assholes.
November 29th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
I’m thinking…..Humankind is one collective consciousness with a really horrendous case of dis-associative personality disorder. Once we pull together the fragments of ourselves individually, then we might be able to go about putting humanity back together too. I’m feeling pretty limony lately.
December 2nd, 2007 at 11:03 pm
You religious guys lost me at “hello”.
December 3rd, 2007 at 11:38 am
Steven … I don’t think you’ll find many religious guys here. If they are they are looked at with humor.
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Only on posts in the humor category
December 5th, 2007 at 8:53 am
Chris, it says at the top of the page-
Category: Religion, Atheism, humor.
I find all Theist/cult/Astrologist/etc to be in the humor category. I think you and I are probably of the same mind,
but I’m just saying …..
December 6th, 2007 at 2:41 am
#43 I think too, we are “all” of the same mind….even the humorous Theist/Cult/Astrologist/etc personalities in our collective “head”. Just one big mind, with lots of slivers of consciousness…all wandering off on different trains of thought and possibilities. (Works just like our own “head”…only bigger).
Whenever I want to see how a big one works, I look at a microcosm. Little picture = holograph of big picture.
Just my train of thought…so thought I’d share..just cuz.
“Spiritual intellectualism.” New form of humor. More funner for me!!! (But not everyone, which is cool as it is the way it seems to be….to me).
Bye.
December 6th, 2007 at 9:19 am
That comment required waaaayy too much thinking for this post… I should probably delete it.
December 6th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
If your head splits open, we can always stitch it back together!!
December 7th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
interesting that you chose to give the lemon the stem side. does that mean somehow that lemons are closer to the root of all things? or that the lighter colored fruit is somehow more superior, being higher up while growing on the tree? and why does mel use a 0 when he spells g0d, then makes an equally egregious error in capitalizing the entire word? i thought you were only supposed to capitalize the 1st letter? what about tangerines or oranges? or for that matter, what about tangelos? or habanero-green pepper unions? why have i only used lower-case letters in this post? too many things to ponder….
December 8th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
right here beside me? yours?
December 9th, 2007 at 11:52 pm
I love how a fucking picture of a lemon and a lime stitched together got people worked up on RELIGION. grow up people XD its a JOKE.
December 12th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
#47, From the spiel that mel gave, I am going to assume that he is jewish. Jews cannot spell the name of god (well they can spell it but they would be shunned). I believe that would be the reason that he uses a 0 instead of an o.
December 13th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
holy crap this pic is amazing =]
i want one of those
and the stitches look sweet.
omg
i just had the best idea ever
they need to make jewelry like that in hot topic
i would buy all of it =D
December 14th, 2007 at 12:22 am
In regards to #34. Mel.
What the H377, as you might be inclined to spell it.
It’s a lime and a lemon. Chill. Your G0D would even tell you to relax.
So please, take a moment and enjoy the sheer beauty of such a creature.
December 14th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
wow. that must have been hard to do. it would sting so bad if the lemon juice squirted right in his eyes man! if it did i wish i could have been there. i would have laughed my head off!!!!!! hey and don’t write so long seriously if u write soomethin really long no one cares!
December 14th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
So please, take a moment and enjoy the sheer beauty of such a creature
seriously dude it’s a lime and a lemon. it’s not beautiful it’s simply AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
December 14th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
NO COMMENT
December 14th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
Oh, don’t worry. I’m pretty sure He’s in my pocket.
December 16th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
Someone poorly stitched half a lemon to half a lime and then typed an overused phrase in all caps, and this is supposed to be some sort of well-constructed slam against Christians or conservatives or something? Grow a brain liberals, this kind of crap is why no one will listen to you.
And to the moron “Steph”- I think the title of the pics and some of the ensuing comments are the reason religion came up…
December 16th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
Thank you #57. I feel God really digs this kind of discourse. It’s why we weren’t born into a nice warm eternally comfy world. Gotta stir the pot, toss in some cold water once in awhile, shake us around a bit…otherwise we would never feel the desire to question, to seek, to evolve. Hooray for the pot stirrers!! Thank you to all who are playing along and thinking and digging and evolving. Kinda like this here Limon. A leap in evolution. It is ALL GOOD! It is in fact ALL GOD! hehehhhehehhe! Wink!
December 16th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
PS….I would like to go on record with a special thanks also to Mel. Dearest Mel, I understand that you meant many scientists “like” Galileo, were Jewish. Meaning many scientists who ascribed to similar scientific principles back then. Words are sneaky and insidious in their ability to divide us. We should be careful and err on the side of inclusion, expansion and exploration. Like our friend Galileo. OK back to the comedy, carry on. I was just feelin’ for Mel there. Movin’ along now.
December 17th, 2007 at 12:54 am
Wow, that went way over your head. That’s actually exactly what it’s not supposed to be. You better get your sarcasm meter fixed before you start making generalizations.
December 23rd, 2007 at 9:57 pm
In the world of Christian faux-persecution, even a photoshopped lemon/lime is seen as a dangerous attack on Jesus by gay-marrying liberals.
P.S. I think Mel is actually Mel Gibson. Explains the Jewish comments.
January 9th, 2008 at 12:51 am
Isn’t that illegal?
January 12th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
I don’t get it.
January 12th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Great, god leaves for 2 minuets and you’ve crossbred lemons and limes. it’s a sign of the apocalypse.
January 13th, 2008 at 12:26 am
Looks like a transplant attempt (boob job). May be its only me…
January 14th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Greenie was dissatisfied with the size of her nipple. So we fixed her up with one of considerably greater protrusion.
January 16th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Isn’t lemon actually bred from a combination of lime and citron? So you could breed lemons and limes normally I think.
January 16th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
January 17th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Kill it! Kill it with fire!!!!
February 13th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
You can take what God made and adjust it according to the free will he gave you. Congrats!
February 13th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
February 13th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
The problem is that the lemon and lime are real. Your invisible pink unicorn is not.
February 13th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
A more equivalent experiment to the one you desire, if you so wish, would be to adjust your invisible feelings according to your free will that He gave you.
February 14th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
The problem is that the lemon and lime are real. Your god is not.
February 14th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
I have a feeling that the juxtaposition is lost on you.
February 21st, 2008 at 9:05 am
I am a christian and I find the photo amusing but the debates very funny HUMOUR is one of God’s best gifts lighten up guys
July 13th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
While the lemon / lime thing is fan-tastic, what is funnier is all the theists who are so insecure in their faith that they need to challange this as a serious threat to their religion.
I agree with Peter, Lighten up people!