Conversations with Jesus
Religion, Atheism, Philosophy May 21st. 2007, 10:30amWelcome to Conversations with Jesus. In this fireside chat, we will be listening to a wonderful discussion between two of history’s most admired martyrs. Both tried, convicted, and sentenced to death, it is nothing short of remarkable that we are able to bring both of them here today for Conversations with Jesus. Without further adieu, I say ‘welcome’ to both of you…
Jesus meet Socrates… Socrates meet Jesus…

Socrates:
Good morning, Jesus, I have heard much of your marvelous teachings. In my own modest way I am a philosopher here in Athens. I am told you have great wisdom and certainly that is indicated by the throng of admirers that follow you through the streets. If you have a few moments to spare, I would appreciate it if you would enlighten me with the answers to some of the puzzling problems I have been wrestling with all my lifeJesus:
I am as a fisher of men in my search for followers. I bring the truth of God to all men. Seek and you shall find, ask and it shall be answered knock and it shall be open unto to thee.Socrates:
There is one basic question that has always been uppermost in my mind. Although it has always been an insurmountable obstacle to me in my search for the truth and meaning, I am sure that with your learning you will find it far too easy and think me a foolish old man. I have always longed to live honorably and nobly, but it seems that I have merely stumbled through life without even knowing what was honorable or noble. With my limited understanding, it often seems to me that life, even with all its sound and fury, really signifies nothing. Please tell me: How should a man live; what is the purpose of life?Jesus:
To serve and worship God.Socrates:
Which God?Jesus:
There is only one god.Socrates:
Oh. You should live here in Athens. We have several to choose from.Jesus:
There is only one true God.Socrates:
Of course. And which one is the true God?Jesus:
The true god is Lord God.Socrates:
Yes. But who is Lord God? Or what is he?Jesus:
He is the infinity of wisdom, love, compassion, peace, and mercy. He is the creator of heaven and earth all things in the universe.Socrates:
Of all things?Jesus:
Yes-all things. He is omnipotent. He is master and controller and maker of all things. He is omnipresent-nothing can happen that he does not know beforehand.Socrates:
Did he create plagues, wars, death, suffering and evil?Jesus:
No. These things and all other evils and tragedies come from the Devil, the prince of darkness; or from man’s weakness and evil nature. God is all goodness and free of evil; only good can come from God.Socrates:
And who for gracious sakes is the devil? Surely he must be a god to be able to visit such powerful calamities on mankind: Yet you have just said there is only one God. Also you have said that all that exists comes from God: And now you say that only good comes from God and all evil comes from someone called the devil. These would seem to be contradictions. I am afraid that your religion is far too complex for this old head to fathom. Yet I will be an eager student and try hard to understand, if you will but help me. Please explain: who is the devil and how can all things come from God and yet not come from God?Jesus:
The Devil is a fallen angel who is ambitious. He rebelled against God and wants to overthrow all his works.Socrates:
What in Zeus’ name is an angel?Jesus:
An angel is an angel.Socrates:
Of course, that’s an identity. Socrates is Socrates. But, you see, it doesn’t mean anything to me, inexperienced as I am in your religion. Although it’s true as true can be, it doesn’t relate to anything I can understand. Compare it to something I am familiar with.Jesus:
An angel is an angel.Socrates:
Please forgive me for my stolid ignorance. Understand that I am no authority such as you are. I have never seen an angel or heard of one. I am told that you had many strange visions when you wandered in the desert for 40 days without eating. Pray tell, what do they look like, these angels?Jesus:
They have wings.Socrates:
So do gnats. Could you be a little more specific?Jesus:
They look like people except they have wings.Socrates:
What else? They can fly, I assume.Jesus:
Yes, that’s what the wings are for.Socrates:
Of course–I might have known. You say they look like men. How are they different from men?Jesus:
The are much better than men, and they never die.Socrates:
How better than men?Jesus:
More virtuous and more powerful. Much more powerful.Socrates:
They are super-human, then.Jesus:
Yes. Absolutely!Socrates:
Then they are superhuman and they are immortal. We in Athens would call such beings gods.Jesus:
No! God is more powerful than they.Socrates:
So is Zeus to us more powerful than other Olympic gods, but the others are still, by definition, gods. How would you define the term God?Jesus:
God is the creator of all. He is all power, knowledge, wisdom and the epitome of justice, mercy, compassion, goodness; and peace.Socrates:
These qualities are, however, not necessarily consistent. It is not possible for a person to be just, peaceful and merciful, all in one instance or situation. If a person or a nation deserves punishment by the rule of justice, you must punish him or wage war on them, but this would be a violation of the rule of peace or mercy. No one being could have all these qualities because they contradict each other; they cannot exist together in the same person at the same time. It is as though a man had turned both left and right at the same corner at the same time, while still remaining whole and entire.Jesus:
God works his wonders in mysterious ways.Socrates:
It would seem that you have many gods just as we do in Athens, only you don’t call them gods.Jesus:
No! God is all powerful.Socrates:
Then the only difference is the degree of power?Jesus:
No. God is better and more virtuous than they. Sin is impossible for him.Socrates:
What is sin?Jesus:
It is an act of disobedience to God.Socrates:
I see from this that God could not sin, because he could not be disobedient to himself. But since sin is impossible for him, it is no more a mark of achievement for him to be free of sin than it is a mark of achievement for a rock to be unable to move. It’s merely a matter of definition. What do they do, these angels?Jesus:
They do errands for God.Socrates:
Why if God is all powerful, does he need others to do errands for him?Jesus:
He likes it that way.Socrates:
They are his slaves, then?Jesus:
No, they serve him willingly.Socrates:
What happens if they don’t serve him willingly?Jesus:
There were several angels led by Satan, the devil, who rebelled against God and were cast out of heaven to eternal torment and punishment.Socrates:
What is heaven?Jesus:
It is a wonderful place high in the sky. The streets are paved with gold. Everything is peaceful and beautiful there. God lives there and all who believe in God go there when they die. Men have eternal life there and are given wings and worship God and play harps in eternal bliss and happiness forever. It is the purpose and goal of all of man’s life to go to heaven when he dies.Socrates:
This sounds much like the accounts I have heard given by those who have eaten the lotus flower. If this was the purpose of life, could we not simply become intoxicated on wine or drugs and feel this way all the time, like the beggars and drunks we see on the other side of the city?Jesus:
The Bible says thou shalt not partake of wine or strong drink.Socrates:
If is the sole purpose of man’s life to get to heaven, why does he not simply kill himself and go there?Jesus:
Thou shalt no kill.Socrates:
If God wanted man to go to heaven, why did he put man on earth in the first place? Why did he not simply put man in heaven from the beginning? I find it hard to believe that man with all his capabilities, desires, and complexities was created merely to sit and bow and scrape and worship. Certainly there is not, nor ever was, a human tyrant so vain and proud that he wanted his subjects merely to bow and scrape obsequiously and subserviently before him from dawn to dusk, let alone for all eternity. I certainly can understand why Satan wanted to rebel against such a static, regimented, oppressive, boring society. From what you have told me so far, I would have had to side with Satan in the rebellion, for although I consider myself a humble man as men go, I could not bow and scrape and sing praises all day to a being who threatened me with punishment and eternal torment if I did not.Jesus:
The Lord thy God is a jealous god and thou shalt have no other gods before him.Socrates:
Why did Satan rebel? Did he know that God was as powerful as you describe him to be and that he was certain to be defeated?Jesus:
Satan rebelled because he was proud and wanted to rule heaven himself. He knew partly of God’s great power (that it was greater than his own), but he wanted power so badly that he was willing to take any chance.Socrates:
Satan was certainly very brave, then; to strive against a foe he could not defeat.Jesus:
He was sinful because he was disobedient to the will of God.Socrates:
It seems to me that the only difference between Satan and God is the degree of power.Jesus:
God is perfect. He is all powerful, all knowing, and without sin.Socrates:
Of course; by definition he is without sin because he could not be disobedient to himself. The only real difference between the two is the degree of power. Therefore, Satan was not wrong or sinful to rebel against God, he was only wrong to lose the rebellion. For if he had won, God would be the sinner: because God would have been disobedient to Satan who would be better than God or the other angels because he could not sin against himself, that is, be disobedient to himself, and he would have proven himself all powerful. If Satan had won, he would have become God, by your definition because he would have been all powerful and without sin. Who knows but that this didn’t happen? From your description of God, I begin to suspect at this point that it did.Jesus:
God is more than mere power and righteous lack of sin: he is infinite justice, mercy, peace and compassion, and all forgiving. Satan is vicious, selfish, destructive, and evil.Socrates:
What happened to Satan after he was thrown out of heaven?Jesus:
He was thrown into Hell by God where he was tormented and tortured for all eternity.Socrates:
What is Hell and why did Satan stay there if it is so painful and unpleasant?Jesus:
God locked him in Hell and he was not permitted to leave. God created Hell as a place to punish Satan and all men who do not have faith in God. It is an eternal burning inferno or torture, agony, and torment: all sinful men who do not ask God for forgiveness and have no faith in him go there for all eternity to be tortured by the devil.Socrates:
If God is just or merciful, how can he do this to an enemy who fought him in battle. Why did God not simply pardon Satan after defeat as men often do to a captured nation after they defeat it? Mankind would seem in victory to be more merciful than God; for they do not treat the vanquished to such terrible torments for even a lifetime, let alone for all eternity. Why did God not show the qualities that you described as his justice, mercy, compassion, and forgiveness to Satan? Certainly God’s warlike nature is in marked contrast with your definition of the term God as being peaceful, merciful and all forgiving.Jesus:
God works in mysterious ways, his wonders to perform.Socrates:
If Satan is locked in Hell, how can he bring plagues and torments on mankind and why does God allow it if he is all powerful and all good? If God is all powerful, how is it that he permits this evil Satan to survive? Why does he not destroy him? Although I begin to wonder, at this point, if the opposite course would not be better.Jesus:
God allows Satan to be free to bring plagues and torments on mankind in order to punish man for his sin in the Garden of Eden.Socrates:
What is the Garden of Eden?Jesus:
When God created the first man and woman, Adam and Eve, he put them in the Garden of Eden. When they were created, they were pure and without sin. That is how God created them. The Garden of Eden was a beautiful paradise, and it provided Adam and Eve with everything they needed. They did no have to work but merely pluck the fruit from the branches from lush trees. They were as innocent and untroubled as children and knew nothing about carnal fleshly love. They had each other for companions and adored and worshiped God who visited them once in a while.Socrates:
Why did God create mankind?Jesus:
He was lonely.Socrates:
Why did he not simply create additional angels who were more his equal rather than this much lower form of life, Man? Could it be that he wanted obsequious slaves that he could look down on who would fear, reverence, and worship him?Jesus:
Since he is our creator, we owe him our worship, reverence, and obedience.Socrates:
Is the child of a criminal duty-bound to be obedient to his father, or does he have a right and obligation to judge for himself between right and wrong? What sin, what act of disobedience, did man commit in the Garden of Eden?Jesus:
In the center of the Garden of Eden, God put the tree of knowledge. God told Adam and Eve that they were not to eat of the fruit of that tree. Satan went to the Garden disguised as a snake and told Eve that she would gain great knowledge if she ate the fruit. Satan said that God had told them not to eat the fruit because he was afraid that if they did they would become as great as he was. Eve convinced Adam to eat the fruit. After they ate, the learned of sexual love. That was the original sin.Socrates:
Is knowledge so evil that God would want to keep it from us? Why did God want to keep us from gaining knowledge? Did he want to keep us subservient slaves groveling under his feet? It seems to me that we owe Satan thanks and worship for his help. Satan seems rather like the Titan Prometheus, who in defiance of the orders of the gods brought man the knowledge of fire. For this service to man, Prometheus like Satan was subjected to torment and torture for all eternity. Certainly human life would be worth a great deal less that it is without love, fire and knowledge.Jesus:
But Satan was lying to Eve, because we did not become as great as God by eating the fruit. He was lying to us merely because he wanted to destroy the work of God.Socrates:
If God is all powerful, why did he allow Satan to come to the Garden and tempt Eve? If God did not want man to eat the fruit, why did he put the tree in the Garden in the first place? If God did not want man to make sexual love, why did he equip man with the organs necessary for it? If God did not want man to commit the original sin, why did he give man a desire for knowledge, experience, adventure and carnal love?Jesus:
God put the tree in the Garden and allowed Satan to come there because he wanted to test mankind.Socrates:
You have said that God was all knowing; that he knows everything that happens before it happens. Certainly God already knew how man would behave in any situation.Jesus:
God gave man free will. It was just as possible for man to be virtuous and obey God as it was for man to be sinful and disobey the word of God.Socrates:
Did God know that man would sin?Jesus:
He knew that man would sin but he allowed man the free will to make his own choice.Socrates:
Could God have created man so he could not sin? Could God have created man so that he would not have sinned in this particular situation?Jesus:
Yes, since God is all powerful he could have done that, but he did not want men to be mere puppets; he wanted men to have free will.Socrates:
Could God have created man with two heads and three legs or any other way if he wanted to?Jesus:
God could have created man any way he wanted to.Socrates:
Did God create man the way he intended to? Did God intend for man to have one head, two legs and to appear exactly as he does today?Jesus:
Of course: God is perfect and all powerful; he could not make a mistake.Socrates:
Then God did not make a mistake, but created man exactly as he intended to in every way?Jesus:
Yes.Socrates:
Then you and I were created exactly as God intended us to be? And Adam and Eve were created exactly as God intended them to be?Jesus:
Yes. It is as I have said.Socrates:
Did everything that is part of man come from God?Jesus:
Yes: God is the master and controller and creator of all.Socrates:
Did the devil or any other force create any part of man?Jesus:
No. God is sole creator of all.Socrates:
Then, if God created man’s eyes, legs and mind, he also created man’s desires; all his desires, even his desire for knowledge and sex. Why did man sin?Jesus:
He sinned because of his weaknesses and his evil nature.Socrates:
Is man’s nature a part of man, just as hands and feet are a part of man?Jesus:
Yes. Man’s nature is a part of man.Socrates:
Who created man?Jesus:
God.Socrates:
Who created man’s hands and feet?Jesus:
God.Socrates:
Who gave man two hands and two feet and created them exactly as they are today, and exactly as they were in the time of Adam and Eve?Jesus:
God.Socrates:
Who created man’s nature?Jesus:
God.Socrates:
Who gave man his evil nature and weaknesses? God did, because everything that is a part of man came from God and God alone.Jesus:
God gave man free will.Socrates:
Who intended for men to have two hands, the devil?Jesus:
No. God intended for man to have two hands.Socrates:
Who intended for man to have weaknesses and an evil nature, the devil? No. God intended for man to have weaknesses and evil nature. If mankind is flawed or evil or weak, it is because God put the flaw or weakness there and intended it to be there. Let me tell you another parable. Have you ever seen the birds killing fish in the sea? Who put it into that bird to fang and kill that flying fish? Who’s to doom, man, when the judge himself is dragged before the bar?Jesus:
Man has free will. God did not force him to sin. He merely gave him the opportunity to be virtuous or sinful. Man would have been of no value to God if he had made him a mere puppet who could do nothing but good. He wanted to give man the opportunity to be good or evil according to his own merit and choice.Socrates:
It is absurd for God to punish man after creating him. It is as though a Homer wrote an ode about a pig and then whipped and lashed the pages or cast them on an eternal unconsuming fire, because he disliked the qualities of the animal. Or that a master sculptor made a perfect statue of a pig and then lashed it for all eternity because he disliked the traits of the animal.Jesus:
God did not create man with an evil nature that predetermined that he must sin.Socrates:
Then who did?Jesus:
God created man to be innocent and naturally good. God put man in a paradise, the Garden of Eden. He gave man free will and allowed Satan to come into the Garden of Eden to test mankind. God did not predetermine that man would sin.Socrates:
But God created everything that went into this combination, situation or environment. When he created each of the elements or ingredients in the situation, he knew exactly how each would react with the others in any circumstance; because he was all knowing. He intended for each element to be exactly as it was because he was all-powerful and could not make a mistake. It is as though a scientist or a physician combined several ingredients into a medicine, which although harmless in themselves, when combined become a deadly poison; and then after administering it to a patient, disavowed any responsibility for his death. In just this way, God combined many things; an innocent man, a tree of knowledge, a beautiful garden and an angel.Jesus:
All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.Socrates:
It seems to me that you Lord God has merely created man to watch him suffer. This business of Satan, the Garden of Eden and free will is merely a facade. God merely wanted an excuse to harass, persecute, torment and oppress mankind. If an all-powerful and all-knowing being creates everything, and allows his creations to react in a certain way, he actually intended them to act in that way and is solely responsible for the results.Jesus:
I warn you, God is not mocked. Do not talk in this way or you will be thrown into the fiery furnace where you will gnash your teeth, forever in torture and torment.Socrates:
I thought our Olympic gods were vicious and unreasonable, but they seem veritable lambs of mercy and forbearance compared to this God of yours: who torments and tortures you for all eternity for doing what he forces you to do in the very making of you and your environment.Jesus:
Oh, give thanks unto the Lord for he is good; For his mercy endureth forever.Socrates:
Why, if he is a god of peace and mercy does he torment mankind and permit, even encourage and demand, bloodshed on earth; and permit, even demand Satan to tempt and torture mankind: since you said that nothing happens that he does not only know about, but will to happen? An all-powerful being who knows all and creates all, determines all, because he knows the way his creations will act.Jesus:
God gave man free will because he did not want him to be a mere puppet. God did not want man to sin. God was very disappointed when man sinned.Socrates:
God could not possibly be disappointed because he knew the nature of man and all else that he created. Since he is all powerful, he intended man to sin. Indeed he forced man to sin by creating man with certain desires and weaknesses.Jesus:
What you say is blasphemy. God created the world and all the plants and animals for the pleasure of man. Look at the beautiful world around you. How can you say such terrible things about God after he has given so much to you?Socrates:
I certainly couldn’t believe this. How could a god who was so vicious, sadistic and hateful create a world with so much beauty? Even man with as much evil as there seems at times to be in him, still at other times exhibits incredible strength, self sacrifice and loyalty, and degrees of the conflicting qualities of mercy and justice. Your Lord God has none of these qualities. Certainly there never was a man however vile who could do to another man what you claim God does to those who do not respect him: torture them for all eternity. Any man, no matter how foully he has been mangled, tortured or murdered–like Priam whose whole clan was slain or Agamemnon who was murdered by his wife and her lover–would eventually relent after years or centuries of torturing his foe.Jesus:
I am the way, the truth and the light. None come to the Father except by me. Believe in me and have eternal life in heaven; deny me and suffer eternal torture in Hell.Socrates:
If I did accept your system, I would have to side with Satan against your God; even knowing that I would be tormented and tortured forever. The injustice and viciousness of your God is so appalling. I have heard terrible accounts of human sacrifices by savages on distant coasts; but certainly, even they never thought of torturing their victims for all eternity. I have heard frightening accounts of terrible monsters, Cyclops, gorgons and medusas, but these monsters are as tame and gentle as lambs, compared to those described in your book of Revelation. And you tell me of Lord God’s peaceful, merciful and all-forgiving nature.Jesus:
We are all the children of God. God is our father and does not want us to sin but must punish us when we do. He is just and merciful and only sends us, his children, to Hell, damnation and eternal torment when it is our own fault. When we sin and lust after sex like Adam and Eve, he has no choice but to punish us, by torturing us in eternal fire forever.Socrates:
You say we are all the children of God. He is a veritable monster to harass his own children for having the eyes, legs and desires that he gave them. Be these juggling fiends no more believed, that palter with us in a double sense and keep the word of promise to our ear but to break it to our hope. I see not purpose, nor reason, nor truth, nor mercy, nor justice; naught but capricious naked power. Indeed, human beings, for all their caprice, selfishness and weaknesses, seem to have more of these qualities than your God. Your God is a demonic, sadistic, psychotic fiend.Jesus:
We are merely human and cannot understand the infinite mysteries of God. It is our duty to be faithful and believe and follow him. It is not ours to reason why but to do and die.Socrates:
Not reason? But why were we given minds? How are we to determine how to live and what is the purpose of life? What are we doing discussing this now? Why have you been preaching to people all of your life? Why have you risked your life in defiance of the orders of the Romans?Jesus:
By faith are we saved, lest any man should boast.Socrates:
Faith. What do you mean by faith?Jesus:
We must believe without asking for proof. We must not be doubting Thomases. If we believe in God, we will be paid back for all our trials and tribulations a thousandfold when we get to heaven.Socrates:
You say we should believe whatever we are told, without investigating it or examining it; we should be gullible? If I did this, I should give my purse to every man on the street who promised to return it to me a thousandfold. I would be a fool to do as you say. And here you are not asking me to give mere money, but to dedicate the whole of my life to one undertaking and one purpose without ever considering the value of the undertaking. A thief demands my money by threatening my life. You demand my life by threatening me with torture and promising me paradise. I am not a meek and gullible fool to be led whither I am told by empty promises and threats.Jesus:
The meek shall inherit the earth.Socrates:
The meek are slaughtered and made slaves like the women and children of a defeated nation.Jesus:
You must not question God!Socrates:
I have never met this gentleman, and therefore can not question him. I am questioning you who claim to represent him, to determine whether or not you really do.Jesus:
We must believe the Bible, the Scripture, the Word of God; by faith without expecting to be able to understand and without asking for proof.Socrates:
It is impossible for a man to not choose. You are aware that there are several thousand religions in the world? If we believe by faith, we would have to accept them all; yet they are all different, and that would be impossible. It would be like believing that the world was round and flat at the same time. Certainly, you don’t practice what you preach; for then you would have believed that the Jewish religion and the Old Testament were right and not started this new heretical religion of your own. Or yesterday when Athena’s priests admonished you in the street to stop preaching your heresy; you would have believed in the Greek religion of the Olympic Gods because it was first and you should believe it by faith because they told you it was true.Jesus:
By faith are we saved lest any man should boast.Socrates:
Let me give you a specific example. Suppose the Oracle of Delphi told me a certain person was guilty of killing and raping my wife and that I should kill him or else he will kill me, fearing that I will discover his crime and kill him; and you tell me ‘thou shalt not kill.’ You tell me that I must believe by faith by whatever I am told. Following your injunction, I must kill the man because of my faith in the Oracle of Delphi and I must not kill the man because of my faith in Lord God. For I cannot both kill the man and not kill the man because they are contradictory. Therefore, I cannot believe in both the Oracle of Delphi and the Lord God. Therefore, it is impossible for me to believe anything by faith alone. There is an intellectual choice that you and I and all men make, whether it is voluntary or not, as to what we believe. What would you rather do: make choice by thinking, discussing and considering all the aspects of the problem or by blindly denying that there is any choice necessary? This choice is the most important one in a man’s life because the answer to the question, “what is the purpose of life?” determines the whole course of a man’s life. If a man is to direct his every move by his religion, as you advocate, then certainly, he must put a great deal of thought into his choice of religions. Let me tell you a parable: If you are to go from one city to another on some task that involves your whole life, would it not be wise to consider all the routes, whether some of them are frequented by robbers, whether there is not a closer or safer city to go to, or , indeed, whether there is any city there at all?Jesus:
If you, honestly wish to know the truth about God, creation and the purpose of life, there is a very simple way to discover the truth. All you have to do is ask God to come into your heart. If you sincerely wish to know the truth about God, the holy spirit will come into your being and you will become one with God. At that moment, you will gain heavenly knowledge and peace; and when you die, you will go to heaven and live forever in happiness and contentment.Socrates:
I long to know the truth. What is it exactly that I must do and say in order to gain this knowledge and wisdom? How do I address him?Jesus:
Say, “Lord come into my heart and give me the wisdom to understand the truth.”Socrates:
You say that by merely repeating this, I will gain knowledge about the purpose of life?Jesus:
Yes. The Lord says seek and you shall find, ask and it shall be answered, knock and it shall be opened unto thee. God has promised to show the truth to anyone who asks.Socrates:
Lord come into my heart and give me the wisdom to understand the truth.Jesus:
There, you see. Now thank God for giving you eternal life.Socrates:
Nothing has happened. I know no more about the purpose of life than I did before.Jesus:
Then you are not sincere. You did not really wish God to come into your heart and show you the truth. You did not have faith that he would come into your heart.Socrates:
Truly I do wish to know the truth. I have dedicated my whole life to the study of philosophy and reason. I wish more than life itself to learn the purpose of life. It is an answer I have been seeking since I first saw the sun. Unless I find it, I shall still be seeking it on the day I die. Perhaps he did not hear me; shall I ask again louder?Jesus:
You have failed to find the answer because you do not have faith. If a man has faith the size of a mustard seed, he can move a mountain and everything that he wishes comes to pass.Socrates:
That is impossible. Did any of the people who follow you here today ever have relatives or friends who were sick and dying? Certainly they did; and certainly if they were good Christian folk they wished that the relative or friend would not be sick or die, but rather be healthy and happy once again. Certainly no one will be so foolish as to say he never had a friend die. Certainly no one will be so callous as to say he never wished the friend to live. Therefore, it follows that no one Christian in all the centuries ever had faith in God; or else that God was lying.Jesus:
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away, blessed be the name of the Lord.Socrates:
I will present a parable to prove that there was never a Christian or a Jew who had faith; and to prove that God was lying when he promised to come into a man’s heart and teach him the purpose of life. First, would you agree that Hell is worse than any possible earthly misfortune?Jesus:
Yes. Certainly.Socrates:
And, have you not said that all men are sinners and have fallen short of the glory of God?Jesus:
Yes.Socrates:
All Christians or Jews, who have faith, believe that they will go to Hell if they sin. Allow me to present this parable. Each Christian is like a man who stands at the top of a cliff: he knows that if he commits a sin, he will fall to his death, or worse, to eternal torment. You have said that Hell is worse than any possible earthly misfortune. No matter how severe his earthly misfortunes or his desires, no man who was a faithful Christian, would commit a sin; that is, jump off the cliff to eternal torment. You have said that all men, including faithful Christians and Jews, are sinners. It follows that not one Christian or Jew since the beginning of time, ever really believed that he would go to hell. Because if he did believe it, he would not sin: he would not jump off the cliff if he believed that Hell and eternal torment awaited him below. All men do jump off the cliff; all men do sin. Therefore, not one in all these centuries really believed in you. It follows that God did not come into their hearts any more than he did into mine a few moments ago. Therefore God has no right to expect them to act in a Christian manner or to have faith in him. Therefore, God has no right to punish them or send them to Hell. Therefore your God is not just. Therefore your God is not God.Jesus:
Look at the world around you. Doesn’t that prove that God exists? See beautiful benevolent nature that makes you strong and healthy and provides you with the sun for warmth and the forest and field for food. Shouldn’t you worship God for all that he has done for you?Socrates:
I know that nature is all good and benevolent, but whose hailstones broke my window?Jesus:
Simply because there is some evil in the world does not negate the good: You must thank God for that. God must exist because; where did the world come from if he did not create it?Socrates:
It is not necessarily your God that created the world: There are thousands of other priests who claim that their God did it. Just because I do not have the answer, does not mean that I must accept yours without examining it. I could just as logically demand that you believe that Zeus created the world. Even if I agree that God created the world, that is the end of the definition of the qualities of God and we can’t logically proceed from that to the assumption that the other aspects of your definition of God are correct.Jesus:
Wait, do not leave! You must save your soul from eternal damnation. Accept God into your heart. I will not go, till you say aye to me.Socrates:
Yes. These are only the idle thoughts of an old man. ‘Tis certain you are right, since you have so many followers. And who am I, on dull-witted old man to put reason and philosophy above the voices of the multitude.Jesus:
Thank God for giving you eternal life.Socrates was gone.
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Oh, if only Socrates could see that if he started with the conclusion (presupposition) then all his questions would be answered. I would like to hear anyone answer the questions that Socrates asked, as they are the same questions that I have continually posed to any theist who pretends willing to answer.


May 21st, 2007 at 1:09 pm
One word: brilliant!
May 22nd, 2007 at 8:27 am
Yeah–that was fantastic!
May 23rd, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Outside the studio, a screaming mob surrounds Socrates. He is punched and kicked to the sidewalk. Shouts of “Jesus is Lord!” and “Kill him!” encourage bystanders. Bricks get stolen from a nearby construction site. Socrates dies beneath an unstoppable shower of them.
“Stupid bastard dared to question the Son of God.” “He needed to die.” “Why, he must have wanted to commit suicide.” “No sane person would even try to defy God” ” — The fool has said in his heart, ‘There is no God.’”
And that dear children is how Xianity (and all the other so-called great monotheisms) treat those who will not obey God (Allah, JHVH).
Verdict: Socrates died by suicide while of unsound mind.
May 23rd, 2007 at 5:12 pm
May 23rd, 2007 at 6:39 pm
That was pretty amazing. I wish I could answer your questions, but I’m afraid I agree entirely with you - there are no answers for them.
May 29th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
This may be a very long process because you have many good questions. I hope that I have some good answers. Your biggest question was, what is the purpose of life? I will try to answer that one first.
“So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.”
We were created like God. We have are capable of having feelings, desires, plans, and choices, just as God has. When we were created we were perfect we were good in the eyes of God. God did not create our sinful nature. God did not create sin. God created all things that are Good. Sin was created out of Luciphers (Satins) desire to be God. Pride. Before man sinned error wasn’t to be human. To be perfect was to be human. Yes and you were right in saying that our purpose is to serve and worship God. I like to put as we were created to glorify God. I wouldn’t want to sing to God for eternity either and that wasn’t the purpose I was created for. Worshipping God is a way of life. I can glorify God with everything I do. We don’t see any where in the bible of Adam singing to God. So how did Adam worship God? God gave Adam work. He was told to take care of the fish of the sea and every living thing that walked upon the earth, and also the plants. So Adam’s job was to take care of God’s creation. God also told Adam to be fruitful and multiply. So Adam took care of God’s creation then went and had sex with Eve. That was Adams purpose that’s what made him happy. Look at it this way. Man created computers with many purposes. You can e-mail, play games, work, find info, etc… All of those things fulfill the purpose of the computer, and are good according to man. Let’s say you use your computer as a basketball. That is not fulfilling the purpose of the computer. That would break the computer. There are many things that a computer can do that would fulfill its purpose. Basketball is not one of them. I’ve met Christians who glorify God by playing the drums, working outside, teaching kids, etc… All those things are good and can fulfill the purpose we were created for. God has given us many different and good abilities and we need to use them to fulfill our purpose to glorify God. When we don’t then there is something missing. Many people try to fill that spot with drugs, sex, money, food, family, religion, and so on. We can only be truly happy if we glorify God with our lives.
I believe sin is choosing not to follow God. Doing something that we know is not God’s will. God cannot look at sin. So when we sin we separate our selves from God. Hell is a place of complete separation from God. Where there is know evidence of God. We were also created to be with God. Hell is the opposite of what we were created for. We were created for life. God doesn’t want us to go to hell God doesn’t want natural disaster. After sin was born, physical death was given to us as a way out of earth to heaven. Why because earth is becoming more like hell since sin came. Look at places of where torture takes place and small children who starve to death. Where is God in that? I agree that God is omnipresent. But if he is the loving God that he says he is. He definitely isn’t working in those places of poverty. Christians have the duty to share God’s love with people. Jesus spent most of his time helping the needy. This is what Christians are meant to do. We are meant to reach out and help those people who are lost. The places that can be called hell on earth are where Christian should go to and make it more like heaven. So many “so called Christians” aren’t living the way God calls us to. We crowd our lives with church activities and other things. Instead of reaching out to the people that need bread, water, and love. The failure of Christians to live up to what we are called to be is as overwhelming to me as it is to you. I apologize for the way my so called brothers and sisters in Christ act. I believe a purpose God has given me is to show them how to really live. To have true life. To live with meaning and not just go on with life. What’s your purpose? I mess up and sin all the time so how can just God just forgive me of that. Well justice happened on the cross. Jesus was nailed to the cross with the guilt of every sinner upon his shoulders. Gods presence left him. So to Jesus went to hell in place of us. To be a Christian means to accept that Jesus took the penalty for my sin, or served Gods justice for me. Jesus went to hell so I don’t have to. Jesus also returned from hell. After accepting that, we need to start doing what we can to restore our relationship with God and to make this world more like heaven and not like hell.
I went off a lot but that’s okay. I know I probably raised a lot more questions than answered. Feel free to ask me more. I know there are many I didn’t answer. I will keep working on them.
May 29th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Matt,
I am having difficulty imagining how this will not lead us down the same path as Socrates and Jesus, for the answer you gave to the very first question - what is the purpose of life? - is the same that Jesus gave to Socrates, although your answer was worded slightly different and qualified by a longer explanation.
But, you are correct that it has raised more questions than it has answered, much like Jesus did when he answered Socrates’ question with a 6-syllable answer. And you seemed to anticipate one of the questions when you said:
But then your answer raised even more questions. You agreed that your god was omnipresent, and went on to acknowledge the real reason for asking the question when you talked of omnipresence and benevolence. But I can’t help but wonder, since you noted you agree specifically with the whole omnipresent thing, are you purposefully separating it from the other usual characteristics that might solve the problems you mentioned, namely omniscience and omnipotence? In other words, does your god have those characteristics?
If so, he is merely choosing to create a problem for “Christians” to solve, no? It sounds like you are saying that those who suffer are merely used as pawns in a game of ‘Who can glorify me better?’
Or is it not only sin, but suffering too, that is created out of Lucifer’s desire to be God?
And then, that begs the question: Who created Lucifer?
And even then, that begs the question: If your god is omnipotent, why is Lucifer still around? Or why was he even around long enough to create sin through nefarious reptilian activities?
Ignoring, for a second, the fact that your “man was perfect until he did something that wasn’t perfect” statement is a shining example of the circular reasoning that so many Christians wrap themselves up in, even without the omnipotence, your god should have been able to prevent that original sin. For his omnipresence would require that he be there when Lucifer was there, and perfect man would have chosen good god (Yahweh) over bad god (Lucifer). Seeing as how that didn’t happen, it seems to reason that whoever made man, made him with all the shortcomings that he has exhibited throughout time.
I could continue, so many questions raised just from what you said, but feel free to start with these.
May 29th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
Look at places of where torture takes place and small children who starve to death. Where is God in that? Christians are responsible for reaching out to the needy just as Jesus did. God’s presence is in those places but how can people who have never experienced God’s presence see it when there is so many other human needs that need to be met. Jesus said the second greatest commandment is to love your neighbor as yourself and it is many Christians who are failing in this area. God sees there pain and wants it to stop ,but the truth is very few are willing to follow the narrow path that Jesus took, even though so many people claim to follow that path. God shows his love to us many times through other people.
Sin is separation from God. Our God is a God of order. Sin being opposite of God is disorder. When sin was introduced to the world so was violence and destruction. All sin eventually leads to disaster and eventually destruction. Thank Goodness through the grace (undeserved acceptance) of God we have a way out through his son Jesus Christ who paid the price for us.
Yes the God I serve is omnipotent. If God really wanted to he could completely destroy Satan and send all who follow sin the way of Satan to hell so that there could be complete peace on earth and his kingdom heaven could reign again. This will eventually happen “The day and the hour is unknown”. I have found that many times that God has used the biggest disasters in my life to bring him glory and to advance his kingdom. I can see through a series of events that follow my parent’s divorce that I came to a relationship with God. When Christian do start to get there acts together which I believe will happen. Then disasters like famine caused by the fall will give Christians the opportunity to show God’s Love, so people can not only hear the word of God but actually experience it. Many of us do need to see to believe. Thomas needed to feel the wounds on Jesus’ hands and feet. We can have all the knowledge in the world, the answers to all the questions but with love we are nothing. When Christians love others then that gives people the opportunity to experience God for themselves. What if nothing bad ever happened, what if there was know one who was hungry or thirsty. What if there wasn’t death. Then Christians would not have the opportunity to share with people what they are truly searching for. What if more people can come to Christ through hardships and pain than through peace. If peace leads to eternity in hell is that really worth it. God can use hardships to lead people to his love. It’s hard, it’s painful, but it is worth it. So the question in your head right now is why couldn’t God prevent original sin in the first place. You already know the answer to this one, it’s just hard for you to accept it. people are also called the children of God. We are like God. We were created in his likeness. God wanted someone who could make decisions like he could make. God wanted creative people just as he is a creative God. It was Adams choice on what to name all of the animals. God is always working in different ways. That is what is so thrilling about following God you never know how he is going to work it’s always different. Satan is using the same exact tricks on us that he used on Adam and Eve in the Garden. It all comes down to God loves to create. He wanted to create someone with the ability to deliberately follow Him or deliberately follow any other path of there choosing. If you have a son and you force him to follow you is he really following you. No. What is the joy of having kids if the only reason they follow you is because you force them. That’s not love that’s child abuse. My God is not a child abuser. He loves and directs his children, but some choose to follow a path other than his leading. Please see that us having the choice to follow Satan is the only way that God can call us his children and truly love us.
Chris I know you don’t want to believe that there is a God realize the answer to your questions will not fill the hole that is in your life. You are obviously searching. Knowledge isn’t everything. Some people need to experience God for themselves. Just telling you that God loves you and desires a relationship with you isn’t going to convince you. You need to experience Gods love for yourself. Tell God of your doubts. Be honest with Him. Tell him that you don’t really believe in him or his son Jesus at all. Tell Him that if there is anyway for you to ever believe in him you’ll need to experience his presence in the same way that Thomas did. I’m warning you if you truly do this God will work wonders in your life.
May 29th, 2007 at 11:37 pm
I am not pawn of God. All of my contentment comes from God. Lets be honest I mess up sometimes. I still sin. When I do sin then that leaves me feeling empty and unsatisfied. Remimber we all have our different problems. I use to be addicted to porn. I thought I had to look at it. It didn’t satify me. The more I looked at it the more I needed it. Porn just left me with an empty unsatisfied life. Many people try to get there satisfation through many other things in life. I tried to get mine through porn. It didn’t do the trick. God is the only one who gives me a purpose to live. I am satisfied serving God. God still gives me choices. there are many things that I can do to glorfy him. Which one do i want to do. If I wanted to I could turn from God. I could live off of the lotus flower. But no high compares to the high that I have following God through his son Jesus Christ who payed the price so I could have forgivness of sin. Remimber but it’s not about the religion it’s not about the rules. But when you experince God your going to want to do whatever it takes to get closer to him.
May 30th, 2007 at 10:22 am
Let’s get something straight.
First of all, I’m not asking these questions because there is a hole to fill. I have my purpose in life because I give it to myself, and am given it by those I choose to surround myself with. I’m not searching for answers to these questions as if those answers will help me discover something and lead me in the “right” direction. In other words, think of these questions to you as less of a philosophical quest for me, and more of a sociological endeavor.
I’m merely curious how someone like you can reconcile the inherent contradictions with regard to your god. I would ask the same questions of any theist, no matter how many other theists had answered the questions before. As you have alluded to in your own posts, each “Christian” follows your lord differently.
Second of all, I don’t continue to deny his existence simply because I don’t want to believe. I do so simply because I have been given no reason to believe. If I am given a reason (aside from utilitarian nonsense), then I will believe, it’s as simple as that.
Now that we have that straightened out… back on topic:
So, your god is omnipotent, omnipresent, and benevolent (I would assume he is also omniscient, but I’ll leave that out for now since you have not directly admitted that). According to you, if your god really wanted to (which he would want to, since he is benevolent), he could wipe out Satan and sin. Since he obviously hasn’t, we can assume that he is not benevolent, or not omnipotent - either one would explain why things are the way they are.
He would also not - as you suggest - send those who have sinned the way of Satan since he gave his one and only son for those sins, no?
But those are minor contradictions. You are obviously talking about the apocalypse, an area I didn’t want to jump into until you had rectified the logic of original sin. But, so be it…
In Matthew 24, the disciples asked Jesus about the end of the world, and Jesus
Your Jesus is clearly answering them directly, telling them what they shall see. He says that THEY specifically shall see these things. He goes on to say
It is clear that he is speaking to his apostles, answering their inquiry. Oh, but the allegorical fun you can undoubtedly have with that. That is, if you don’t read Matthew 16, which talks even more clearly about this day and hour that are unknown, according to you. It says very clearly that there were some men standing there next to Jesus who will see his second coming.
I guess the day and hour were unknown, but the century and generation were not. Jesus clearly said that this time where your god chooses to abolish Satan and send those who follow sin with him would come during the lifetimes of his apostles. Jesus himself says so.
But even then, regardless of which symbolism you choose to invoke, it is clear that your god is merely creating problems for Christians to solve. Because those who suffer the indignities of your particular devil’s advocate (Lucifer himself) do so at the behest of your god. For anyone with the power to end it, who chooses not to, is also choosing to have it continue.
The way you explain it, it makes it look like those who are sinning and suffering are pawns in this game, merely questions on the test, hurdles in the race for heaven.
Now back to original sin… I wasn’t trying to imply that your god would force anyone to choose a certain way, or actively do something to prevent original sin. I was suggesting that merely through your god’s presence alone, the humans that he had created in his own image would have been compelled through nothing but their own perfection to choose him, even when both he and Lucifer were present in the Garden of Eden. And given the fact that they didn’t choose that way, it is safe to say that their supposed creator messed up. And that leads into a host of other problems with salvation and judgment, but we’ll leave those for later.
May 30th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
First of all you say that if God was benevolent and omnipotent. He would destroy Satan and sin so that there could be heaven. If God destroyed Satan he would destroy our free will. We would have only one choice to follow Satan. Maybe the reason God is waiting so long to destroy Satan is to give others the opportunity to accept that Jesus died for them. In all of those scriptures you mentioned Jesus also talked about the urgency that the day of Apocalypse will come like a thief in the night Jesus is giving his followers an urgency to reach out to as many people as we can now because we don’t know when the end will be. You are right in saying that God gave his only son for our sins, but that is something we have to accept. You can receive a gift from anybody, but if you don’t unwrap what’s the point. To receive salvation you have to accept Jesus into your life. It comes back to God is not going to force us to follow him instead of Satan.
In Matthew 24 Jesus is prophesying to his disciples about the end times. In verse 3 the disciples ask
Jesus bluntly tells them what they will see when the end is aproaching. He doesn’t tell them that they will see those signs. Jesus just tells them that when they see them then they will know that the end times are approaching. Jesus being the son of God also knew that these things would be recorded so that future disciples can also know the signs of the end of the ages.
The word generation comes from the greek word genea, meaning ones own kind or race. Jesus didn’t mean that the generation of his disciples would see these things, but that the human race would see would see all these things be done.
How can God with the power to stop Satan keep allowing Satan to reign on earth? You see God could do this himself, but he would much rather allow his children to be apart of this battle. God believes in us he believes that we can do it. I can defeat Satan in my life through the power of Jesus Christ who lives in me. God has given us a way out of sin. When I truly serve God it doesn’t matter how bad my circumstances get I can still have Joy. Through all these battles in my life I have grown and matured in my Faith. A good father doesn’t spoil his children. He teaches them to conquer. This is exactly what God wants to teach all people if we just present ourselves humble before him he will teach us.
Your basically saying in you last paragraph that if God made Adam and Eve the right way they wouldn’t have ate from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. So your saying God made a mistake when he created man. I can answer this one from my own experience. There are times when I am on a spiritual high. I can feel God’s presence completely in my life and it really wouldn’t matter how Satan tempted me with God that close to me it’s easy not to give in just like you said. But there are times when I’m not really feeling God. I know he’s there with me I just can’t really feel him sometimes. When I get tempted in these situations, that’s when I really have to make a choice. I know what God has told me, But Satan is trying to make the wrong decision not look so bad. When I come to that time I have to make the choice to either follow what I know God has told me or to follow what Satan is tempting me to do. Adam and Eve had to make the same decision. They knew what God said but the fruit was pleasing to the eye and they just had to taste it.
May 31st, 2007 at 9:27 am
Like I said, “the allegorical fun you can undoubtedly have with that”. I guess there is so much to be read into “Ye shall see…”, apparently in this case “Ye” is not the plural nominative pronoun for “you”, it means something else entirely. Perhaps it was lost in translation, and you’re here with the “correct” interpretation, I wonder what makes that explanation right and all the others wrong.
Oh and just skip over the other part I mentioned where he more clearly states how the people physically with him will see his second coming.
Also, I’m not saying God made a mistake. I think we’re fine, nothing sinful or terribly wrong with us humans. I am saying that you are wrong when you contend that man was perfect when your god made him, for that perfection would, by definition, rule out the possibility of making the sinful choice in the vein of free will. It’s a basic and simple contradiction which ultimately leads back to my question of who created Lucifer?
June 2nd, 2007 at 1:02 am
(*yawn*) Chris: I don’t know how you can do that. Or even why you would continue to engage with someone like Matt.
That said, your “Tuesdays with Socrates” was brilliant. I’m tempted to post portions with a link back here. More atheists need to enjoy that debate - a debate that jeebus clearly lost. And lost it very early…
Matt: I don’t suppose it’s been told to you, nor has it occurred to you, that this whole religious thing is a crashing bore. And that people who follow, like Three Blind Mice led by the Pied Piper of Nazareth, are just as tiresome.
I’ve found no reason to believe any of that xian “thang”. There is little relevance to modern life (and finding the relevance by winnowing a lot of verbal-chaff is also tedious). There is more important “morality” in Shakespeare than there is the bible. There is more science in a primary school textbook. And there is more of a useful guide in how to be a strong, confident and competent woman in a romance novel.
If your feelings have been hurt, that’s your choice. But this adult wants you to know that jeebus is for the eternal child.
June 2nd, 2007 at 9:44 am
I’m Italian, so I’m very stubborn
June 2nd, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Well, most estimable Chris, I’m a woman and I’m impatient! - for more rational discourse, for more reason and critical thinking, and for a renewed respect for science.
Convince me as to how BronzeAge, tribal intelligence is useful or positive in 2007, and I’ll shut up. Convince me, if you can, that there is ANY goodness left in the xian religion. It’s all about the money and political power. It stopped being about Jesus almost 35 years ago…
June 2nd, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Perhaps I should expand my answer a bit…
I continue to “engage with someone like Matt”, because my line of questioning inevitably leads that person into an area of rationale that they are wholly unfamiliar with. In the case of the theist, it is my way of helping them reach the realization for themselves that what they are espousing is inherently contradictory.
Sure, I could simply tell them, and I do. But I continue in order to show them, because someone like Matt says something like:
So when I ask him a relatively simple question, like “who created Lucifer?” He is forced by his own words to re-think his position, what he has said, and maybe, ultimately, what he believes. (I could only hope for so much)
In short, I continue so I can provide an ontological shock, of sorts, that forces them to think about what they are saying, for failing that would risk the shackles of blatant hypocrisy. So in this case, I expect Matt to either seriously reconsider what he has said, or find some alternate symbolic interpretation of certain words that will rationalize his beliefs ex post facto. Obviously, I prefer the former.
As for convincing you of any usefulness or positive nature in the Christian religion, I can’t, nor can anyone else. Because doing so would require a utilitarian argument that is, by definition, subjective. Much like the usefulness of a crutch, someone with a broken leg would find it entirely appropriate, while you - basking in the perfection of your two healthy legs - would only be hindered by using that crutch. In other words, it’s useful only to those who need it.
Plus, I wouldn’t wish to shut you up, anyway.
June 2nd, 2007 at 10:50 pm
Bravo! And I must give you extra credit (besides being patient) for having an ulterior motive.
But, I confess, I have neither the patience, the desire, nor the skills to debate them. They only anger and frustrate me. Which precludes good debate; and they sense my feelings, I’m sure. (Not to mention my smug superiority…)
(*sigh*) If only there was a simple gateway (rather like a metal-detector at the airport) that they could be herded through, that would remove the need for the crutch and leave them feeling as free - of all that dogmatic baggage and “helpless need” for “faith” - as I do.
But their fear of freedom keeps them hopelessly enslaved, as others have observed, to their abusive god-spouse. A 12-Step program would take too long and face high rates of recidivism, I suppose.
Matt, come toward the Light of unbelief. Just follow Chris’ voice…
June 2nd, 2007 at 11:08 pm
I just returned to the atheist blog that I and others maintain. And found a thoughtful comment from “Neil”. Check out #9 on Suffer the little children (this is becoming monotonous!). Hint: this one is about the “Texas Children’s Massacres-by-Moms. He lays it out quite starkly, especially when he says:
BTW, the post’s title references two previous posts, with similar titles; organized religion is brutally tough on children.
June 3rd, 2007 at 10:30 am
Some very salient and somber points in that post and the comments, Naomi.
June 3rd, 2007 at 9:36 pm
Wow, first of all show some respect for the true God Jesus Christ who was nailed to a damn cross because he loved you and decided to die for you and all creation, you atheists are filthy stubborn people, and I pray Gods wrath be easy on you because if you keep this up you have a one way ticket to hell forever.
No living Human could do what Jesus did, and no one can explain the countless prophecies in the old testament about him, you think about that. I’m in a hurry but thanks Matt for creating this wonderful realistic discussion. Jesus is always true and good…
June 3rd, 2007 at 10:46 pm
(*yawn*) Chris, I leave with the oblivious David. His comments are a conversation stopper, for me. But somehow, I sense that’s only fair, since Matt “left the field”, probably in relief, once I chimed in…
Chris, see if you can’t straighten David out - if you can. Too many xians aren’t reasonable. Or reachable. Or can’t overcome their own intractability. I view them as stuck, unable to get out of their own way.
June 4th, 2007 at 9:03 am
Wow, David, show some respect for the true Savior of Man Prometheus, for it was he who stole the fire from Zeus and gave it to us humans, and has paid the price every day since by having his liver eaten… every day! Now that’s sacrifice!!
But since you chose to lump your praise on Matthew, perhaps you could pick up where he conspicuously left off, and answer the question… who created Lucifer?
Oh and, I’d like a first class ticket, if that’s at all possible. No sense having a filthy stubborn atheist, who truly worked his way into hell, sit back there in coach with all the hell-bound christians, who meant well but couldn’t carry the burden of righteousness. Perhaps, you could use your connections? no? Hook a brother up?
June 4th, 2007 at 11:31 am
God created Satan. If God is all knowing why would he create Satan if he knew all the pain that Satan would cause? When we look at it from human reason we think either God isn’t a loving God or he isn’t all knowing. How can he be both and still have created Satan. It’s an obvious paradox. How can both be true? I honestly don’t know how both can be true.
The God that I serve is an unknown God. Everything that I base my knowledge on comes from God. The reason that I trust God so much is not because I can explain him all out with reason. I know that God is there just as much as I know the wind is there. I can’t see the wind, but I can certainly feel the wind, and see what it affects. I feel God. I can see work that he has done in my life and in the lives of my friends. I don’t understand the physics of a rollercoaster, that doesn’t mean I’m not going to ride it. Just because I don’t understand God doesn’t mean I’m not going to follow him. I would extremely limited if I only partook in things that I understood. I have very little understanding. Your right Naomi, I do use God as a crutch. My whole life is dependant on God. I would have no purpose to live if I didn’t have God in my life. I could never go back to living a life that has no purpose. I don’t really care about heaven and hell right now, but this life right now is so much better for me now that I am serving God. You guys may think I am a lunatic. That is also what they thought of the first Christians as well. They actually thought they were drunk. See Acts I believe ch. 2. David just so you know the number one cause of atheism in America is Christians. Those things that you said not only hurt my testimony but all other Christian testimony’s.
Chris I thank you for your patience with me and my shallow understanding. For me the Christian faith is a journey to discover God and share his love with others. I didn’t come to this website to tell you your going to hell and that you need to follow Jesus or else. I came to tell you that I love you guys. You ask the tough questions that most Christians don’t ask. You really are searching for the truth. I know you think my life is based on lies but for me there is nothing more thrilling than jumping on this roller coaster that I know so little about. Just like any relationship it takes time. The more I learn about God the more I realize how much I don’t know about God. Peace!
June 4th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
I’m not asking you to surmise your god’s motives with regard to Lucifer. I am wondering how you can say that God did not create sin, but then say that God created Lucifer. That is more than a simple paradox, it’s mutually exclusive.
It is understandable that there is much you don’t know about your god, and that you have much to learn. What is not understandable is that you follow him anyway. I believe most Christians like to (falsely) refer to this as humility. You liken your god to the wind, but the wind does not get jealous when you believe the goosebumps on the back of your neck were caused by something else. The wind does not teach you of slavery, and eternal torture, and tell you to stone your children.
I certainly don’t expect one to partake only in things they understand, but to simply refrain from following to their death the things they don’t understand. There is a stark contrast between dabbling in certain areas out of curiosity and basing your entire life on such things.
That being said, know that I don’t think that David speaks for you, or hurts your testimony. Even though I may take his insults as evidence for the kind of individual that organized religion can create, I still value the significance of personal responsibility, and recognize the individuality of each person within that religion. I don’t like it when theists deflect responsibility and blame their beliefs/god/devil/etc., so I make it a point not to do it for them.
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:03 pm
Chris:
One problem I’m having with your dialogue is that you seem to put a very immature Xtianity in the mouth of your Jesus rather than the more reasonable and reasoned historical Xtianity.
I understand that your goal may be to go after the more childish and literal versions of Xtianity (and they abound) but the effect that you achieve only resonates with your atheist (or is that anti-theist) choir, as it were.
To the mature Xtian reader, all you do is attack a straw man that doesn’t represent the Jesus or the Christian cosmology that they know. All it does is lump us together with the literalists fundies while only tackling the most facile and shallow of our brethren’s beliefs.
Anyone can beat up on literalist fundies. Using a decidedly un-Xtian Jesus as your focus cheats us from seeing you take on a more challenging opponent.
To “Sin” means, as I’m sure you are already aware, to “miss the mark”. That’s where the Pseudo-Jesus vs Socrates seems to be to me at this point.
I’d love to see you try the same thing, but with a more accurate portrayal of mature historic Christian belief and doctrine.
Thanks for reminding me of a previous “Socrates talks with…” from years ago. Guitar Player magazine had a Socrates and Jimmy Hendrix article sometime back in the 1980’s.
For another dialogue between historical (ie, dead) figures, I highly recommend “Paul Meets Mohammed” by Michael Licona.
June 23rd, 2007 at 2:42 am
mpa, there is something in what you are saying. Essentially, there is a pyramid of xian structure. At the top are the liberal/moderate and educated xians, for whom science and reason are no impediment to their “faith”. It also does not consume their lives - lives that they live much closer to christ than the “bible trash” below them.
In fact, the pyramid I’m drawing for you is strange to look at. In proportion, the base is 10,000% larger than the height, making it the shallowest, one-storey pyramid you could imagine. Because at the bottom are all the empty-headed, knee-jerk reactionaries who attend church at least three times each week and have never read their bible. They take all their cues from their pastor, who likely didn’t go to a bible college, much less a reputable divinity school. There, you will find a potent symbiosis, with a “blind-leading-blind” (or stupid-leading-stupid) rat’s nest of hate, intolerance, bigotry and all-around meanness resulting in inbred little communities. If they were just here in the DeepSouth, I’d say “let them secede!” but, sadly, it now stretches from PA to KS, and although I don’t, you can include Texas in the South. That’s a shitload of mindless, easily manipulated lemmings!
As to Chris’ dialogue, I though it was perfect, especially when you realize which layer of my pyramid visits here - xian trolls come from the bottom, I promise you!
June 24th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
Thanks for the comment, mpa. I always appreciate a good critique.
Certainly, though, you can understand how someone like me might mistakenly think the other version (read: the “immature”, “childish”, and “more literal” version) of Christianity to be the more biblically correct one. Thus, my agreement with the content of the discussion. And obviously, it “resonated” with more than the non-theists, as illustrated by the multiple comments above. I would also like to note that I disagree with your assessment of the conversation. I think David illustrated an immature and childish version of Christianity quite well, and I don’t think that is near the same as what was portrayed in the conversation between Socrates and Jesus.
Nevertheless, my goal with this post was not to “go after” anyone. My goal was to generate discussion. I have a genuine curiosity about the way some theists think, and that’s why I noted at the end of the post that I was interested in hearing answers to Socrates’ questions, because my own questions about religion and Christianity are eerily similar.
But I do see what you’re getting at when you differentiate between versions of Christianity. The dichotomy is similar to that portrayed in the Christian vs. Christ Follower video series. And, as I mentioned in my last response to Matt, I certainly recognize the individuality of each person, even if you do claim the same religion, there are obviously differences. And I respect that. But to call the conversation a “straw man” is to display an arrogance that is unbecoming of someone claiming to be the mature Christian. For it is only a straw man to you, because it doesn’t represent what you think is the true version of Christianity. But at the same time, Matt thinks that they are “very good questions” about his religion.
Being that you think yourself a part of the educated, reasoned, historical Christianity, perhaps you would venture to answer some of the questions as they relate to your version of that religion. And we can create together, a conversation “with a more accurate portrayal of mature historic Christian belief and doctrine.”
Of course, for these purposes, “more accurate” means “more in line with your beliefs.”
July 7th, 2007 at 6:02 am
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September 19th, 2007 at 4:55 am
i read just a part of it and not all …
Socrates would speak to Jesus in that way as he does in this imaginary dialogue… because it is known that Socrates was great talker …
but Jesus wouldn’t speak to Socartes in that way at all …
somewhere in this dialongue Socrates is wondering what angels are .. and Jesus answer him that angels are angels…
the word angel is actually a greek one and means the messanger , Socrates as Greek should know that and should at least presume that angels are something like the messangers of God ..
what is more , Jesus says at quite many times that “God works his wonders in mysterious ways” .. Jesus in all Christian religions around the world is the God , equal to God , son of God … the Father the son and the holy spirit is one , each of them is the God and all three is the God … so Jesus in this dialongue should now God’s mysterious ways …
September 22nd, 2007 at 10:24 am
you people need to get off the internet and get a life.ok.
September 22nd, 2007 at 10:29 am
chris shut up. naomi shut up. and everyone else shut up.
October 4th, 2007 at 10:38 am
ahh, the irony…
October 4th, 2007 at 10:46 am
Interesting observation Markos. It’s a wonder how so many people who claim to know Jesus so well still use the same mysterious explanation. I mean, with the copious infallible writings available from the teachings of Jesus and whatnot…
October 6th, 2007 at 11:04 am
Ah, the irony…it burns, doesn’t it?
I venture to say that my life is fuller and richer than “none” who lives in Jesus-La-La-land. How childish of him to stick his wittle fingers in his ears and chant, “I can’t HEAR you.” And his respect for our First Amendment right to free speech? Sadly missing…
October 23rd, 2007 at 2:42 am
Hilarious!…
This “Jesus” here doesn’t seem to be very clear about some things …
Though for me there are answers to the questions that “Socrates” poses to “Jesus” … at least they are answers from the perspective I see things… a lot of questions I had about life were clarified after I read a book called “Conversations with God” …
- Conversations with God, Book 1, p.133
- Conversations with God, Book 1, p.29