Ever since Ray Comfort of Kirk Cameron so eloquently argued for the seemingly perfect design of the banana, Atheists have been running around like mad trying to explain away the purported divine inspiration. Ray and Kirk dubbed the banana “The Atheist’s Nightmare”, and indeed it seems they were right.

Atheists scrambled for a response, like neo-cons looking for a war, and offered crazy claims about humans cultivating the banana over thousands of years. As if that wasn’t, itself, part of God’s plans. pssshh. Crazy Atheists!

Still they pressed on, and the banana continued to haunt them as they attacked the intelligence of Mr. Comfort and Sir Cameron. They even likened them to the primates that feast on the banana. Ah, the last gasp of the dying argument, ad hominem attacks.

The Atheists were stuck. They were cornered, with nowhere to turn…

until one evil Atheist grocer found a way.

Atheists respond, ironically, with one of their oldest and most basic tactics - denying the banana ever existed:

Curved Fruit

Hark! Those clever bastards! They had nearly been snuffed out by their nightmares of bananas, but it seems they live to fight another day.

You win this round Atheists… you win this round. :squint:

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