In 2006, the American movie industry used the date of 6-6-06 to shamelessly promote a movie called, The Omen - a remake of a 1970’s film by the same name. The date, however arbitrarily determined by the gregorian (or solar) calendar, was given significance because its corresponding numbers are the so-called mark of the beast, 666. Of course they ignored the fact that the devil’s number has been devalued to 616.
Anyway, now it’s 2007. And it’s time for some more Armageddon fun with the calendar. As you may or may not have noticed, it’s July, which can only mean one thing. It is the 7th month. And July has a 7th day, on which the date will be 7-7-07. Jesus is Coming!
Please pray on 777 (Saturday July 7 2007) with millions for what will become the World’s Greatest Christian Prayer Day! Let’s help everyone focus on the Light of the world and his return. Expect the Spirit of God to be powerful on 777 because of faith and unity never before witnessed.
Surely, two Armageddon-esque dates so relatively close on the never-ending calendar are a sign of the apocalypse, the end of days, end times, the second coming, salvation, rapture. Fear!! or Pray!! Because the national day of prayer does not provide enough unity to be witnessed.
We beleive (sic) that the Almighty has planned and prepared this day, 777 from the beginning to continue his end time scenes.
Of course, the 777 that occurs in the 21st century is the one he has planned and prepared, not the one in the first century (as a literal reading of god’s word might lead you to believe), or the one in the 8th century 
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But a christian page encouraging prayer would not be complete without an innocuous passive-aggressive chapter-and-verse threat…
Faithless people may start getting a little nervous about 777. This is why and in the Lord’s own words
40. Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left. 41. Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
42. Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.
but don’t let the comedy dissuade you. They eventually get around to what “The Manchild Team” really believes:
Yes there is a tribulation coming, but more importantly, is the fact that there is going to be a deliverance from the tribulation. Most protestant religions call this a rapture. The ManChild Team would like to fly to heaven but we think that this is more of an escape from what’s coming kind of rapture. The Ark that the small few chosen escaped in during the first world judgment and punishment for the wicked is a message and example of how we shall be given safety. The Israelites made a little Ark called the “Ark of the Testimony” which had great Godly powers like in Raiders of the Lost Ark. This symbolized Noah and more importantly the Ark we are all getting in or going to. We believe it may be in a mountain valley of some sort in Canada or the hollowed out of a mountain. When all the fireworks or tribulation is over we come out and start a new world. This time we will be led into the Ark by Christ and led out to prosper the new world as it will be called for approximately a thousand years. This will be a world that is not based on sports heroes, celebrities, politicians or the greed of money. It will be based on righteousness and only righteous honest decent people will be honored. Tell cold heartless American TV, Bye.
I love how he cites Raiders of the Lost Ark, then says to “tell cold heartless American TV, Bye,” as if the movie industry creates any less idolatry. Love it!!
I’m preparing for the lord, as we speak. You think some wine is in order? A nice Chianti with some pasta? Nah, he’ll probably just need some water.
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