I was being bored, using my Firefox plugin, StumbleUpon, when I came across an article by Amy Dickinson in the January 6, 2007 edition of the Chicago Tribune. Amy Dickinson is an advice columnist who offered up what is, quite possibly, the world’s worst sex advice ever… ever.

For fun and to try to mix this up a little, you two might develop a verbal or visual cue that is more subtle than simply asking for sex. For instance, when one of you mentions Vice President Richard Cheney, that’s your code.

If you didn’t know any better, you might think she was trying to sabotage their marriage in an astronaut-like attempt to steal the husband. I, personally, cannot think of a more inappropriate, libido-stifling cue than what Amy has offered here. Whatever the case, you can be sure she wasn’t trying to help.